Funny lemons?

Lemons seem to have become my thing.  Funny (or corny) lemons are even better:

"Why did the lemon disapprove of his daughter?
Because she was a little tart!"

 

(maybe close your screen before the kids see that last one.  Lots of questions...)

Last one:  The dark side of a Lemon Drop...

What did the lemon say to the lime?

Sour you doing?

Read more at http://www.top10-best.com/l/top_10_best_lemon_jokes.html#HjSFdiFzl5BVwPML.99

Why did the lemon disapprove of his daughter?

Because she was a little tart!

Read more at http://www.top10-best.com/l/top_10_best_lemon_jokes.html#HjSFdiFzl5BVwPML.99

What did the lemon say to the lime?

Sour you doing?

Read more at http://www.top10-best.com/l/top_10_best_lemon_jokes.html#HjSFdiFzl5BVwPML.99